soapy shit cunt

A slippery fucker. Someone who is two-faced or underhand.

That soapy shit cunt took all the best work for himself and left us all the shit to do.

by Twiggy Weed April 3, 2015

Soapy Tit Wank

To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

soapy finger

The act of rubbing soap on one's finger and rubbing their butt hole with it, in order to help with constipation.

Goddamn, i had such bad constipation the other night i had to use the soapy finger technique!
Never again though...

by taigster22 November 20, 2007

soapy gecko

When A male and female are in the shower,
Male soaps up the female and Positions her tits first towards the wet tiles/wall and then inserts his junk into her cushioned behind and laughing as she attempts to make traction and scale the slippery surface like a Gecko

I was in the shower with the misses and convinced her i was being all lovey dovie as i lathered her up with soap, much to her shock i inserted my spitting dragon up her dirt trail was in hysterics as she attempted to scale the bathroom wall, I Gave her the Soapy Gecko Again!

by PR35TY November 17, 2011

soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

by Steve t January 8, 2004

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006