snurgle

A Teenager who habitually eats any and all sweets, deserts, and other comfort foods down to the last few bites, which are left in the bottom of the container.

That Snurgle left one little spoonful of ice cream in the whole carton.

by DBLambert January 7, 2016

snurgleburger

a second world war 2 weoapon used in cod5

i got the snurgleburger now die zombie

by Ripperuk1 October 5, 2009

snortle

swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.

1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....

by mastur[de]bator January 17, 2005

Snuttle

Rubbing your nuts on your mate's face while snuggling.

Shana thought Chester just wanted to snuggle, but was shocked when she found out he actually wanted to snuttle.

by goodwood September 16, 2010

Smurtle

(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.

What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?

by booganatoraa March 15, 2016

snurtfest

Someone who exceeds excellence in the highest form given by intuition. They take grace and elegance to an extreme but in the laziest form. You can see them posted up fiending for some coins at your local thai restaurant- or you can also see them shred some guitar or bass or fuck it some drums as well. Basically, in other words, it's your hipsters wet dream.

Raquél: Yo, your boyfriend is snurtfest as fuck.
Sarah: Haha, the fuck you tyrna say?

Raquél: I don't know girl, saw him outside gathering change now he's giving me a gnarly show.

Sarah: Yeeee

by doobiereems December 3, 2016

Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017