smurf snot

The slang for the color your snot turns after snorting typically blue 5-10 mg adderall.

Dude I just snorted 20 mg of adderall and now I have smurf snot.

by J52k2 November 14, 2006

snot-bag

A snot-bag is a person who is very mean and snotty. All they care about is themselves, and they are always stuck up.

Jeremy can be a real snot-bag sometimes.

by rcmcg September 8, 2016

Snot Knobbing

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.

Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.

by Jocko Love November 8, 2013

Cum Snot

A sexual act when you ejaculate into a person's mouth, and they sneeze and your semen comes out of their nose.

So my girlfriend swallowed my leavings, and then she cum snotted all over me!

by Lovez2Spooge February 22, 2011

Knob Snot

A viscous liquid salty to the taste that leaks from the end of an over excited penis.

He wiped his Knob Snot on the inside of his trousers rather than use a tissue.

by Squinks February 3, 2010

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

Snot Zombie

A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.

As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.

"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."

"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"

by SmarmFarmicus August 8, 2012