Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!

by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005

snookered

The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.

That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered.

by DGarrard January 14, 2010

snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

snooker loopy

The act of sexual intimacy where the women tends to grab the mans ball sack and hits it with a poker type item (hitting the pink).

This continues until the man is fully aroused she then sticks the poker type item up his arse-hole (potting the brown).
The man usually acts to the intense pain by (althougth sexually aroused) entering the womens clunge (balls deep).
The act ends when the man ejaculates and makes a foul shot (potting the white stuff in the middle pocket)

Lucy began a game of snooker with Dick. Dick then took control of the game and snookered Lucy big time.
Snooker loopy nuts are free!!!

by Love god March 22, 2012

snookered

That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!

Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered.

by Peas and Gravy August 23, 2009

snooker player

a man who plays snooker proffesionally, snooker players usually have small willy's

hey he is a snooker player, he must have a tiny cock

by hornt656 May 13, 2005