Smuckered

adj - When having your salad tossed with jelly as the primary lubricant.

After she smuckered me up real good I farted and gave her a Grape Spritzer.

by Logan Anderson September 21, 2005

Smucker up

The act of kissing with tongue and or eating out someone's anus.

Ethan smuckered someones anus.
Baio told Emily to Smucker up!

by MISTER MIKEY TIME November 19, 2011

Smucking Dick

Smoking weed out of someones penis.

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"

by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017

smuck

Smuck is slang for a tool used in the trade show industry. It is a wingnut driver. Usually handmade by the owner and looks like a dowel the same size as a clothes rod in a closet with a slot and hole in the middle. Also widely used as a driver for hurricane nuts when fastening shutters. There are a couple of companies making a variety of these. Sometimes spelled as schmuck. The best ones are 7/16" nut drivers with a slot cut in it.

Hey bud, give me the smuck.

by fsurfer January 2, 2019

smuche

When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.

Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm

by G9surfsashore June 23, 2019

Smuck teams

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.

Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!

by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021

Smuckers Smacker

When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.

I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.

by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022