A smitty is a retarted, male squirrel that rapes small, innocent female babies. Smitties are about 5 boners long and are dark brown with glowing purple eyes. When they turn 16 days old they grow wings that come out of each ass cheek to help them fly short distances. They have tails about 3 boners long and is used as a second penis in some cases, for a smitty's tail may also become erect. A smitty's habitat consists of one dark, deep, moist, wide, spacious vagaina. These traits of the vagaina are necessary in order to a smitty to be able to live to its full potential. Smitty's only come out of their homes between the hours of 2-5 in the afternoon. Every smitty carries its own special type of STD called rapies. If you get raped by a smitty chances are they will pass this disease on to you and you will die within 48 hours. Even though all smitties are male they each make two babies. The babies, in order to survive, need to be breast fed by human, female breasts ranging from a C to a high D. If they do not get their milk they will puke blood and poop intestines inside their hom and the host of the vagaina of the smitties will most likely die. Smitties live about 3 months long. When they die they are reincarnated into a Pakastanian terrorist who dreams of world domination. Where do you think Sadam Hussein came from?
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I am very smitten by you.
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1. Any form of government that (in opinion) has a horrible leader
2. Any form of government that is ruled by one person
3. Any country who has been occupied by another country
2. Any form of government that is ruled by one person
3. Any country who has been occupied by another country
Susan: Hey did you here about the new law that was passed?
Henry: Rather not, this country is a big Shittocracy.
Henry: Rather not, this country is a big Shittocracy.
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Get the SMOTTOB mug.Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.
She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.
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