smegma fountain

A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.

The smegma fountain was much more impressive than the Coke and Mentos mixture.

by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011

smegmapult

when you accumulate a ton of smegma, reach down and get a sludge-chunk with your hand, and flip-kick it soccer style at someone.

Yooo, he deadass just stripped buckass naked and used the smegmapult on John.

by Rod Biggleton March 6, 2019

Sigma male among us

Sigma male among us is a term used for someone who is a sigma male (meaning someone who is focused on himself and the jim) but also is kind of a sussy baka impostor (😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😱) from among us. Depending on their mood, it can be very dangerous ⚠️ to be around such kind of people

A: Hey what’s up bro!
B: Who are you? i’m focused on myself and the jim
A: Oh you’re a sigma male?
B: *Jumps into the vent*
A: OMG ITS A SIGMA MALE AMONG US!!! 😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Christian Bale 34 October 27, 2022

Lamda Sigma Upsilon

The primary roots of Lambda Sigma Upsilon began in 1978. During that time, Rutgers University was a hotbed of political and academic controversy. Minority students, in particular Latinos, felt that they were not getting the attention they so desperately needed to succeed in their academic endeavors. This negligence was most prevalent on the Livingston College Campus of Rutgers University in New Brunswick, NJ. During that time groups of students and protestors would conduct campus center sit-ins and take over university facilities such as the Livingston Library to make the university administration aware of their negligence. It is during these events where our founders met.

Lamda Sigma Upsilon Man...it Takes a Real Man to be an Upsilon Man, and Only an Upsilon man is a Real Man...

by Phos21 May 27, 2010

The 18 Sigma Rules

sigma rule #1: You didn't fail them, they failed you
sigma rule #2: A chance you can take is a chance you will take
sigma rule #3: Intimidation is never unnecessary
sigma rule #4: Never say it's a joke
sigma rule #5: Never be anything besides True Neutral
sigma rule #6: Manipulation is never evil just because everyone hates it
sigma rule #7: Comprehend the behavior of everyone and how they can be sensitive
sigma rule #8: Treat everyone like a child
sigma rule #9: Ratio your way out of everything
sigma rule #10: Offend them
sigma rule #11: Psychological Warfare
sigma rule #12: Gain trust
sigma rule #13: Do not complain, accept it
sigma rule #14: Let your enemy underestimate you
sigma rule #15: If you can't beat them in combat, gaslight and break their mentality
sigma rule #16: Trauma is an invalid excuse
sigma rule #17: You are not mentally strong if you're easily offended
sigma rule #18: Do it now, not later

"You are not following The 18 Sigma Rules."

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Smegmachine Gun

The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.

Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"

Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"

Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"

Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"

Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"

by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014

Alpha Sigma Phi

Alpha Sigma Phi was founded at Yale University on December 6, 1845. Three young men: Louis Manigault, Horace Spangler Weiser, and Stephen Ormsby Rhea, all freshmen, met and laid down the basic principles of a society that today counts its membership in the thousands.

Alpha Sigma Phi owns, This one goes out to the rest of my brothas with diffrent mothas

by Willam Dennis Epsilon Lamda May 4, 2005