phantom shift

A phantom shift is when you have a friend clock in for you and you don't show up all day but still get paid

I got turned up on New Years. My buddy of mine will give me a phantom shift

by Jtran57 April 21, 2016

graveyard shift

Working midnight shifts

I hate my graveyard shift as a security person.

by Quyen Chau December 8, 2004

seifter

A foreign object ejected from the butthole or vagina.

"that thing came at me like a flying seifter!"

by Joachim Preza February 17, 2008

Shift

What Irish people call French kissing

'Stevo shifted Mary after school last Tuesday '.

by Howyastevo May 31, 2018

Ctrl Shift N

On Google Chrome, pressing Ctrl+Shift+N loads up Incognito mods, a chrome mode where no history is tracked. Usually used for porn, because of the no history thing.

User 1 - brb
User 2 - Where you goin'?
User 1 - Ctrl Shift N ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TechnoAngel October 17, 2017

Shift F7

A phrase to use when you lack an adjective in your conversation.
Derived from the shortcut key for the thesaurus in a microsoft word document.

person 1: and thats what temporal summation is...
person 2: ok i get the meaning but put it into context its just so..... shift F7

The book itself was an anecdotal account of the trials and tribulations of the dpression. Harsh, Oblique, Shift F7 and somewhat beautiful in its portrayal.

by AlPhAfEmAlE May 11, 2006

Shift Happens

When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.

Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!

by Milky655 April 28, 2010