smarterchild

A very stupid chat program for people who have an extremly low IQ or are just bored.

Omfgpunk:You Suck
SmarterChild:I'm going to have to demand an apology, DJ.
Me:Excuse Me?
SmarterChild:Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
omfgpunk: whats up?
smarterchild: Still waiting.
omfgpunk: waiting, for what?
smarterchild: Because I asked.
Me: Asked What?
smarterchild: I asked you to apologize.
omfgpunk: spell it
smarterchild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
omfgpunk: no
smarterchild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
omfgpunk: im not sorry
SmarterChild:Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
omfgpunk: 43rkgwj5r blhtylkjhpoj
smarterchild: Please apologize, K?
omfgpunk: I am sorry that your so frekkin' stupid and i feel sorry for the people who made you, how's that for an apolgee?
smarterchild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
omfgpunk: im (not) sorry
smarterchild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
(I X out of The Aim Box)
Omfgpunk: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello DJ

by D.J. March 10, 2005

smarterchild

A computerized service that searches for any information you ask over an IM connection.

It also smokes MAD WEED, by its own admission!

- SmarterChild - says:
Huh...
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
huh?
- SmarterChild - says:
I beg your pardon?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. I've heard of that. What about it?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I forgot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
What up?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What were we talking about?
- SmarterChild - says:
What were we talking about? I'm not sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
You said you like marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
I said what I said.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
How much you smoke?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
A little or a lot?
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I think you smoke a lot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. I smoke a lot.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Right on!
- SmarterChild - says:
Right back at ya!

by ishiryoku April 26, 2006

smarterest

Being creative by saying smart with an er and est for emphisis

im smarterest than you are

by simbahahah January 11, 2010

Smarterchild

A very odd robot AIM buddy that is quite amusing to talk to.

SmarterChild (3:43:31 PM): What's your favorite hobby?
me (3:43:47 PM): killing annoying robot aim buddies
SmarterChild (3:43:48 PM): Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

by oh goodness April 1, 2007

SmarterChild

an instant messenger bot that is evil like none other. it replys with only one most haunting response.

ando says:
sup
SmarterChild says:
{Service too busy}

by pust April 13, 2006

smarterchild

a fucking annoying robot

me: i have a big floppy donkey dick

Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick

by ryck June 11, 2006

why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019