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Small Dick Energy

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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Small Dick Talk

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.
Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 27, 2019
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Small Dick Appreciation Day

April 18th

Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
by RealLifeDawg56 April 18, 2022
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Small dick energy

Entitled men pricks who thinks their $#1+ doesn’t stink. For example: Andrew Tate, Elon Must, and Donald Trump.
Andrew has small dick energy by driving his 2022 Range Rover and wearing his 6 Rolex watches. He’s also acting like his middle rear section.
by Kmart Queen December 30, 2022
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Small dick energy

When a guy has small dick energy he is mainly just being a absolute twat
by Facts for days January 6, 2021
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small dick syndrome

a disease that when u give a blowjob the man can not fill ur mouth cause his penis is to small
small dick syndrome- man has a very small dick
by janisha July 25, 2008
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Small Dick Energy

when you or a person that you know is aggressively unconfident/insecure.
brad: yooo, are you gonna try and get with a girl tonight at the frat party?
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.
by truther375 September 7, 2018
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