Sailing

Drinking an abundance of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum.

Yo dude, Me and Donald went sailing with the Captain last night!!

by Travis November 23, 2004

Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.

After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert

by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008

Sailing Away

A song by the band Styx that is considered a classic. It is so happy and cheery-sounding that it makes people want to punch something.

Song: "I'm Sailing Awayyyyy....."

Person: "AHHH GOD!!!!" *goes nuts and punches a wall*

by Fruuze March 4, 2009

stailing

The art of using your mindpowers and fingers to stick nails and staples into and out of a board compulisvely.

Regina and Dani invented to sport of Stailing.

by Jiorge January 30, 2006

smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...

girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!

by BooYaJared November 3, 2008

Smiling Jackson

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.

Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!

by Mr. Moogles July 23, 2009

Smiling Taco

A Mexican woman's vagina.

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.

by DrOlives September 6, 2013