suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.

Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.

by QuacksO October 23, 2017

Snackless

The state of being famished without the immediate satisfaction of a snack.

I was out drinking all night long, and was looking forward to feasting on a box of Ding Dongs when I got home, but my fat-ass Corgi ate the entire box, and now I am snackless.

by Razoom November 28, 2018

Sunckcess

A state of mind where one achieves mental and economic equilibrium. He or she is free from shackles to pursue his dreams. Sunckcess should be sinkable -that person should be a normal person after achieving it.

Vijay achieved sunckcess when his company income became totally on auto-pilot.

by Anurag Slater Roy March 19, 2020

suckcessful

Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.

guy1: what a suckcessful game!

guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.

guy1: I know.

by adasaddas March 3, 2021

suckcession

A closely-spaced series of blowjobs.

A good test of a gal's skill at fellatio is how easily she can convince a number of dudes to let her orally get them off one after another in rapid suckcession.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

suckcessful

Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".

Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

sharkcess

A princess that is a shark or has shark features, which is used on an character named “Omega Shark” who is the sharkcess of the seven seas

“Shaaa! I am a sharkcess!”

by ometron February 17, 2024