Skunch

Noun
A person who uses only the free applications that come stock with their computers.

(Examples: Microsoft Paint, IMovie, Garage band)

He really tries to say he’s a professional but I’ve only ever seen him use garage band? What a skunch mate!

by SnipinSacks July 28, 2022

Sulch

When you stroke or rub something that is very musty or wet in a particular way

Dude 1: Sorry I can't make it to the movies tonight I need to Sulch my balls
Dude 2: What the fuck does that mean.....

by Buslness August 12, 2022

Skelching

the action of pinning shut your anus shut with any amount of safety pins.

Some of my hobbies include swimming, bowling, and skelching!

by Coi A. jordan April 2, 2024

Skelch

To steal a condom and impregnate yourself

I skelched a rich man and now I got money from child support

by Shmurk April 12, 2024

Edfart Skunch

A name to call a man who died centuries ago that you find attractive

"HOLY CRAP, HE'S SUCH AN EDFART SKUNCH!".

by Expressionism Empress November 22, 2022