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by Lukas_g41 June 30, 2016
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skim

fermented dick cheese, served in Berlin Steakhouse
"Dude, I got so much skim."
"Bruh, I'm skimming the fuck out."
"Why you skimpt me like that?"
by David Lynch Junior September 14, 2020
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skim

fermented dick cheese, served in Berlin Steakhouse
see smegma
"Dude, I got so much skim."
"Bruh, I'm skimming the fuck out."
"Why you skimpt me like that?"
by David Lynch Junior September 14, 2020
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Skim

To quickly go through a medium in an cursory manner without really experiencing it whether it be a book, a song, or a webpage.
When Mr. Jones assigned Animal Farm last week, instead of actually reading it I decided to skim through it during lunch before the test.
by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020
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Skimmed a lip

The act of 'Skimming a Lip' is where you get very close to having intercourse with a women, but sadly don't get the chance. You might only get to 'skim a lip' of the vagina with your finger.
'So did you get any last night then? ' 'Nah, I only skimmed a lip'
by J-bobs2499 December 19, 2023
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Salerno skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you have no clue what the point is.
Did you actually comprehend my feedback? Or did you just Salerno Skim it?
by SaltandWinegar January 4, 2024
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Skim Beeble

When you do something too soon. Based on the fictional satire character Skim Beeble, who is based off of Vin Diesels character in the fast and the furious movies. When Brian hit the nitrous, Dom says, "too soon".
He hit the nitrous early, so as I flew past him I simply said, "you skim beebled that one!"

This chick was so hot, she made me cum skim beeble!
by Mike Roedich January 31, 2024
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