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synchronized swimming

Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:

1. Yes it is a sport.

2. It is EXTREMLY difficult

3.it is NOT "water ballet"

and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.

To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.
Synchronized swimming is lit.

#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass

and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.
by rayooooo February 6, 2019
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swimming

One of the most grueling and demanding sports in existance. Most swimmers get up at 5:00am for a morning practice, and then after school swim another few hours. In swimming, there are no substitutions, no time outs, and there is a lack of oxygen while swimming.

Swimmers are some of the most attractive athletes out there; guys are tan and muscular, and girls are tan and thin. Swimmers usually have incredible upper body strength and can run and do sit ups to no end. Swimmers also spend most of their waking hours walking around 90% naked, and will defend the sport of swimming to no end.
Joe: Hey, do you want to go for a five mile run?
Jake: Sure, do you think we should invite Jack?
Joe: No way, he's swimming. He would probably whoop us anyway. He's a beast.
by swiminchickin November 24, 2011
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Swimmingly

When a girl is having such a good time or day because she stuck a fish up her vagina earlier that morning and it's swimming inside her making her continuously orgasm
After I snuck out a fish from that tank my day has gone swimmingly!
by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019
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swimming

by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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Harry Slimming

An albino fish-man.White Hair. Cheats on his girlfriends, a compulsive liar, and all around annoying, nobody likes him. no one is his friend. people have the desire to pee in his hair and make him cry.
"It's the swamp thing!"
"no. it's just Harry Slimming."
by whoeverr April 7, 2009
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swimmingly swell

this sex with her went swimmingly swell.
this job interview went swimmingly swell.
by acaldwell January 14, 2009
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Swimming Gecko

(1) A gecko (lizard) that has found its way into a body of water and has begun the action of moving within said body of water.

(2) A green poop that floats.
(1) Person 1: Look there's a lizard in the water!

Person 2: Oh, that's a swimming gecko!

(2) Person 1: Dude I gotta lay off the pistachios...

Person 2: Another swimming gecko?

Person 1: Yeah...
by Auzz Meister June 21, 2011
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