When mr strings simps over a fat horrifying mess for 5 hours and then his mates use her as a cum bucket for some fun. Then he cry’s cuz he spent all his money in the club buying the fat mess drinks to try get in her pants.
by Simpemstrings December 27, 2021
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Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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