Simpstuck
When someone can’t get out of the “simp” stage. When a person has a hard time getting over someone not reciprocating their feelings
Simpstuck by hstevens0004 September 5, 2023
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simpcuckery
A term that amalgamates the essence of “simping” and “cuckoldry,” describing an extreme and often self-deprecating degree of adoration or subservience, where one might compromise their own interests or values to gain favor or approval from another, particularly in romantic or social contexts. This behavior is characterized by an excessive willingness to please others at one’s own expense, often leading to a perceived lack of self-respect or autonomy.
simpcuckery by megalopolisorsomething September 12, 2023
Simpcuck
Noun A person that is both a "simpleton" and a "cuckold". This can apply to a man that is both stupid, and that supports the idea of a woman cheating on him, or treated him badly.
Adjective "Simpcuck" Describing the action of "simpcucking"
Verb "simpcucking" - A person that is actively being a simpleton and a cuckold, used when caught in the act of being a simpcuck.
Verb "simpcucked" past tense to describe a man that had previously allowed a woman to cheat on him or treat him like a cuckold. A man that is stupid, and a simpleton.
Adjective "Simpcucker" - A female that cheats on a stupid man.
Adjective "Simpcuck" Describing the action of "simpcucking"
Verb "simpcucking" - A person that is actively being a simpleton and a cuckold, used when caught in the act of being a simpcuck.
Verb "simpcucked" past tense to describe a man that had previously allowed a woman to cheat on him or treat him like a cuckold. A man that is stupid, and a simpleton.
Adjective "Simpcucker" - A female that cheats on a stupid man.
n He's such a simpcuck.
adj (Man 1) Look at those signature simpcuck clothes. What a simp. You know he's getting cucked too. (Man 2) Yeah because he's a simpcuck.
v She's legit simpcucking him and he has no idea.
v He got simpcucked the entire weekend.
adj/n She does this to every dude she meets. It doesn't matter how smart he is. She's just a simpcucker.
adj (Man 1) Look at those signature simpcuck clothes. What a simp. You know he's getting cucked too. (Man 2) Yeah because he's a simpcuck.
v She's legit simpcucking him and he has no idea.
v He got simpcucked the entire weekend.
adj/n She does this to every dude she meets. It doesn't matter how smart he is. She's just a simpcucker.
Simpcuck by Sam Anselmo May 5, 2024
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!