Salty Benjamin

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)

Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.

by PBE2 December 17, 2008

a salty surprise

A bust of a nut

I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night

by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017

silly goose

skeppy (badboyhalo's divorced husband and a6d's friend)

do you watch silly goose on youtube and twitch badboyhalo is devorcing him again

by nyeeeeeee August 11, 2020

sillygasm

The act of uncontrollably laughing, or having a giggle fit, at something that could actually be funny, or possibly not. A haver of a sillygasm will convulse while laughing, grab on to things tightly, and can not be easily stopped, as if they were having an orgasmic experience.

Guy: The joke wasn't that funny, but she just started having a sillygasm, I think she was drunk...

by moviesdude3 December 24, 2008

salty wash

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.

Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.

by Dr. Combs2 July 7, 2005

Salty Boul

Originating in Philadelphia, this word is used when someone feels stupid, or just got played. Also known as Salty, the boul is added for emphasis on that you are feeling stupid.

Tay: yo duhh go do dat fresh stanky legg

Maxweel: Aiight duhh

*performs the soulja boy*

Tay: Duhh, dat aint no stanky legg SALTY BOUL

by Dat salty boul May 3, 2009

salty mito

Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.

After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.

by shocknawe December 2, 2009