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Silky Johnson

Alcoholic beverage, named for Dave Chappelle's character on his eponymous television show. Contains apple juice and schnapps (preferably cinnamon to ensure a silky aftertaste) mixed with liberal amounts of vodka (to make the drink live up to its player-hater namesake).
Once I drink this Silky Johnson, I'll be a shoo-in for hater of the year!
by kellzodiac February 24, 2010
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Silky-Smooth

The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.
I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.
by THURSDAY4LIFE June 6, 2004
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silky pyramid

other wise known as sporting an erection in a pair of silk pyjamas or boxer shorts.
You nearly took my eye out with that silky pyramid!

Pitch a tent, erect a silky pyramid!
by Erm...Burt July 30, 2014
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Silky welp

A person who plays minecraft and has poontang for a name and argues with Microsoft about it. Also he really likes turtledans fat cock. Gross
by Academiclace March 8, 2022
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Silky scab

A scab after being submerged in water for an extended amount of time.
After I got out of the pool I had silky scab going on!
by FoxyRoxi! October 14, 2017
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Silky Shiter

To preform anal sex in the bathroom of a pub with a girl while her boyfriend is outside
Can’t believe me and (random girl) played silky shiter while her boyfriends to busy tensing at the bar In his string vest
by J Gibbons April 21, 2019
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Silky Fox

A pyschotic looking child with odd facial hair. They often have other bodily problems besides crazy hair growth and may require correctional tools (eg. a back brace).
That Silky Fox is creeping me out.
by SilkyFoxIsSexy July 26, 2009
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