prostitute sized gap

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.

Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.

by SALMON CREEK ANGLER July 11, 2009

wrong sized shoe

Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.

I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.

by Larry_stylinson_forever April 28, 2016

Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

Fun Sized

Someone who is short

Girl: You're so short
Boy: NO IM NOT IM FUN SIZED

by foxkin July 7, 2020

Plus sized

Someone who has a large body fat percentage. Despite what others say, being plus sized *can* cause health issues but if they have an active, healthy lifestyle that likely won’t be the case.

Person A: I’m plus sized, I’m 5’5 and 105kgs
Person B: cool! I’m mid sized, I’m 5’4 and 70kgs
Person C: I’m slim, I’m 5’3 and 50kgs :)

by Cosmic ghost December 19, 2022

The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019

fuck sized

Meaning someone is very fuckable.

Guy1- Bro, that girl is a rachet ass hoe
Guy2- nah, shes fuck sized

by The_Dynasty July 25, 2014