sized

circumcized; dissed; getting cut off in mid-sentence; often over-used by cocky soccer players

Mr. Goslin: Does anyone have any questions?
Kid: Yeah, what is a polynom-
Mr. Goslin: Moving on...
Kid: oooh sized

by Bob Dabuilda March 4, 2007

Sized

Really good. Heavy / wicked / bangin!

That club was propa sized boy!

by HevKev April 1, 2007

sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

by Alexob May 19, 2014

sized up

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

American Sized

Since America is the most obese country, then anything huge would be considered American Sized. To include women, big SUVs, value meals, etc.

At the mall
Me: Ugh! Check out tubs over there!
You: Dude she's huge!
Me: Nah, she's just American Sized.

At the fast food restaurant
Cashier: Med or Large?
Me: American Sized!

by Chaimberlainiii July 20, 2010

Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!

Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018

texas sized 10-4

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

by big boy11 October 3, 2016