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one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.
WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.
by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 1, 2020
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Wopfer Sided

This is Nanny’s word

Definition: “*side eye* I don’t know
“Gettin old.. older”
“I’ve been wopfer sided my whole life, and I’ve gotten worse with age.”
by FabulousFaggot November 9, 2020
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Wise Sided

A southern phrase used when someone is caught belittling or talking down to someone. This phrase can also be used when someone gives you the wrong information when you are doing something correct originally.
Ex. 1 Why’re you using the wide side of the Allen. (Allen key or Allen wrench)
If you used the thin side of the Allen it would go by faster.

But if I use the thin side then it’ll take longer because I have less torque.
Just saying I’ve done it and that’s the fastest way. 1
The man switched to the thin side of an Allen key and tried to use it to finish the job he was working on faster. However having less torque it took much longer and this was the ending result.

Ex. 1 You said using the thin side would be faster!
It is, you just did it wrong.
No it wasn’t and I did it correct, you can’t use an Allen key wrong unless you’re pulling or something with it. You place the head in and turn or twist. You were talkin to me wise sided thinking I didn’t know better and it took twice as long. 1
by SouthernSlangTalk April 1, 2021
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narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh
went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.
by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022
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One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want
I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure
by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022
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