Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011
Get the Shum Liam Lum Doobilymug. "Fuck, I need to stop shumming, it's so hard to clean up if your whores don't lick it clean for you."
by HaremMaster69 May 24, 2021
Get the Shummingmug. by Blingle pease December 29, 2023
Get the Shummug. 
The combination of shitting and cumming when you got to the bathroom and taking a significantly long time.
Mr Chog: I wonder where Mr Mahogany is?
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*
by The Minons September 27, 2021
Get the Shummingmug. by ImShumminAllOverYou June 17, 2018
Get the Shummug. by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023
Get the National Shum Daymug.