Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013

cock shopping

When a girl walks around a bar, or gym, talking to every guy she sees, flirting, and gazing in the eyes.

That girl I was just talking to must be cock shopping, she just walked away from me, and started talking to that guy over there.

by ShoreJJ June 1, 2006

Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

retro shopping

To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.

by Mydaho January 22, 2007

shopping

buying a whole lot of stuff that you don't really need

i went shopping today!

by mousey March 17, 2004

Showing Out

To flamboyantly show a positive presence for oneself or a group one is related to.

Damn, Ricky is showing out in that candy Lambo.

Mike Conley showed out for The Grizzlies tonight with 31 points.

by brentigon August 28, 2018

your jew is showing

When you are being cheap without knowing it (it's used to warn people that they are doing something cheap/jewish). Usually used with Jewish people.

Man1: Would you please spare a dime for children in need?
Man2: Umm...I don't think I can do that(walks away)
Man3(to Man2): Wow you couldn't spare a dime? Your jew is showing.

by goldinismyname December 9, 2010