shmuck

1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.

Look at the shmuck on that horse!

by Bobby Leeford October 16, 2008

Schmutzplätzen

German slang for a woman's vagina. Literal translation is "dirty cookie".

Pull your skirt down, I can see your schmutzplätzen

by milfhunter10 July 5, 2014

shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

by eraoner April 13, 2007

Shmuckle

its kinda like the next level after love.

Simon shmuckles Josephine a whole lot!

I shmuckle you.

by Seamonsterz August 11, 2010

Shluter

1. To take a massive dump after arriving home from school.

WOW mom, I need to go take a huge Shluter! Listen in for the plop drop action!

Man oh Man, my Shluter was so HUGE i'm suffering from post-pardon depression!

by Beaner Basher October 23, 2005

shmuck

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

by TuneEsq January 27, 2003

Shmuckaheimlicker

(Shmuck-uh-hime-licker)
Indifference; shouted when in frustration.

Erik's Mom: Erik it's time to put the green sheets on all the couches.

Erik: Shmuckaheimlicker!!!

by Blonathan Pars July 26, 2009