shitpocolypse

So much shit is going down that it becomes impossible to sustain human life.

Scott complained that Friday's at work are like a shitpocolypse of a magnitude that will be his demise.

by MKZflipper January 31, 2014

Shiton!

A word that most fortnite players use when they get a kill

Mongral: HES 1 HES 1
Kid: *Dies*
Mongral: FUCKIN SHITON!

by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 23, 2020

Shitons

Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husband or wife. A contraction of "shit on" as their behavior is woefully destructive.

Dad was out watering the lawn when he saw the Buick Roadmaster stationwagon round the corner with Aunt Midge at the wheel, bellowing at her brood of brats in back, who were engaged in some kind of wrestling match.

"The shitons are coming!" he warned.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

shitson

in other words your just saying shit as in shit that hurts only you add son on the end to make yourself seem cooler

shitson,i cut my finger
or
shitson this is mad homosexual!

by karissa November 25, 2004

shitpost

1. (verb) 3rd person present: shitposts past tense: shitposted past participle: shitposted present participle: shitposting To make numerous social media or forum posts each of which involve a meme. See also: spam

2. (verb) To derail an online chat conversation with something unrelated and/or off-topic.

3. (noun) plural: shitposts Numerous social media or forum posts with a meme involved.

shitposter
(noun) plural: shitposters A social media or forum user who posts no less than 400 unwanted memes daily on social media or forums.

This definition may be considered a shitpost because it was written by someone who sucks at literacy. Why the hell am I writing shitposts when I shouldn't even be writing?

by Wikkidvommit32 September 1, 2017

ShiTon

Combination of Shit and ton. As in a ton of shit. or large amount of something.

"Thats a ShiTon of stuff ya got there."

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

Shitong

A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.

Did you see Goobert's grade on that test, what a shitong.

by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019