shitass

Something that describes a non-speed runner at the Pov of a real speed runner.

Speed runner: Hey shitass, wanna see me speed run? >:)

by That sussy baka February 19, 2022

shitass

Your friend in Minecraft that's always better than you in every way, but you still always challenge him, and make fun of him despite that.

Hey shitass, wanna see me speed-bridge?

by bsdims October 26, 2020

shitass

An expression used when you are thrown off-guard.

Do you have the key for the lakehouse?

SHITASS, no!

by kimo not therapy September 23, 2009

shitass

1.)Typically diarrhea. But, in the slang context, the equivelent of saying, "oh, fuck!", and/or this is terrible.

2.)If overused, the abuser of the word/phrase becomes a shitass; a person who is just as fun to hang out with as a pile of horseshit.

1.) Mark: "Shitass ass!"
Stephen: "What? Is there shit coming out your ass?"
Mark: "No, I just remembered I have court today!"

2.) Jon "Shitass!"
Thayer "Dude, you're straight shitass."

by Pablo Franklynn Fransico July 16, 2010

shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

shitass

a combination of shit and ass lol

hey shitass, wanna see me shit from my ass

by pseudonym ツ November 16, 2020

Shitass bitchass fuckass bitchass shitass bitchass bitch

An extremely long and complicated term used when constipated, or if your feces is giving you a hard time. It can be difficult to remember, but for those who memorize it, the benefits are never-ending.

Donigan: I'm so constipated! Damn it! Shitass bitchass fuckass bitchass shitass bitchass bitch!

by Bare-Ass Willy January 20, 2009