shit no bricks

An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".

Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.

by dexter sinister November 27, 2013

Don't shit on my bricks

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.

Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.

by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014

bricking a shit

The exact opposite of shitting a brick. Basically getting shit jammed up your ass. usually resulting in an infection or becoming a zombie

Dude a: Then my girlfriend bricked my shit
Dude b: Nice, i didn't know she liked bricking a shit. that has to hurt.

by iceberg666 March 17, 2009

shitbrick

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.

He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.

by Frustrated Engineer October 5, 2005

shitprick

someone who really smells and acts like a jerk.

rob thats not cool dude you should stop being shich a shitprick and take a shower dammit.

by juancarlos December 23, 2005

shitabrick

e.g.when you find something out that really suprises you /an expression

I about shitabrick when I got off probation in only 2 years>

by jmil September 21, 2003

shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

by Matt March 15, 2005