Shittles

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes, like Skittles in shape, but invariably made of shite

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those shittles off my arse

by sNoWy1998 December 28, 2005

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

The Shirtless Bro

The homie who’s always shirtless when hanging out. He is often overweight/obese but doesn’t necessarily have to be. His role is to be the hype one of the friend group. He is responsible for keeping the energy going through the night.

Brad never wears a shirt and is constantly shotgunning beers, crushing it on his chest, and screaming “LETS FUCKING GO” at the top of his lungs. He is obviously the shirtless bro of the friend group.

by Goober879 February 4, 2021

Shitmessiah

bringer of shit, bad news, or criticism.

Not to be a shitmessiah, but there is no way the airliner is going to allow you to bring that gun on the plane.

by alexbrumlow October 4, 2009

shitcessful

When, on the backside of a night of major drinking, you sit down on the commode and use those 8 Coronas to push your wife’s meatloaf through your balloon knot and into the toilet where it should have gone in the first place. All while having the extruded log going from what looks like old petrified, burnt bark to smooth light-brown peanut butter.

Hey Tom, you having a good day? “Man, I’m having a shitcessful day!” Oh really? Did you blow out that struggle plug or something? “Dude, I reset my bowels to Thursday before my wife fed me a meatloaf that looked like a dead cat. I feel like I can take over the world now!!”

by Bobby the Bug Man September 21, 2020

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010