Natural-Selection

Sexually stimilating material used by Martigen

"Im gonna download some Natural-Selection and spend the night with a tub of butter" -Mart

by Mordain January 28, 2003

shamerection

When one suffers a shameful erection.

Man, one guy one jar, one hella shamerection

by themachomanrandysavage June 24, 2010

Slurection

A sloth's erection. Or a mystical anomaly of nature whose beauty mystifies the animal kingdom.

Hey, check out that aardvark!
That's nothing compared to a slurection.

by Twiggi March 9, 2005

Superection

An erection of such strength...it will not go away and makes moving the genitals near impossible.

"Damn baby...i cant wait til u come home i woke up with a superection and couldnt get it to go away for like 4 hours"

by ATM August 22, 2004

Natural selection

The COVID-19 pandemic is providing plenty of case studies for it

Many people went to these "catch corona" parties and then later died from COVID-19, guess natural selection took care of em.

by No_Quarter_for_them July 12, 2020

Shrection

A huge ass boner

I have a giant fucking shrection

by horsefucker44 November 2, 2019

Skyrection

When one has an erection for the popular game, Skyrim.

One who struts a Skyrection is likely to fail in every aspect in life, other than in the game Skyrim.

Symptoms of having a Skyrection include game play of Skyrim of 6+ hours daily, sexual arousal towards dragons and Skyrim creatures, obesity, death, loss of education, and/or loss of career.

Person A: Hey, have you seen Jim lately?

Person B: Haven't you heard? He quit his job to support his Skyrection. It's so big it's like he swallowed a whole bottle of Skyagra.

Person A: Damn dude. We better start planning his funeral.

by yksvohcec July 8, 2012