Shelfie stick

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.

The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!

by Handy Man April 23, 2025

Shitler Shelfie

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.

Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!

by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021

Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy

Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.

"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."

by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023