speedingslug

A really fast Gastropod, as opposed to a slow one, and to travel at speed leaving a trail of mucus behind it.

There he goes - faster than a speedingslug.

by speedingslug May 13, 2007

Speeding Lee Dude

Having sexual intercourse with an Asian woman with big breasts in the back seat of a car while your (or her) parents are in the front seat.

I gave that chink a Speeding Lee Dude on the way to the movie, with her parents in the FRONT SEAT!

by Lee_dude December 26, 2007

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

Shedding

The once a week cycle, where a male's genitals shed their top layer of skin, on the shaft - resembling a shedding snake. Often, if someone gets too impatient, their whole dick will fall off while they're peeling off the skin.

"Wait! Be careful! I'm mid-shedding!! I don't want my dick to fall off!"

by NishiTheGreat May 29, 2023

ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

by chromigula January 11, 2010

speeding bus

don't stand in front of one of these

if in london, try not to cross the road
-a wise wise man

by tim pen June 1, 2005