Brown serpent

A thick, long, snaking shit. Often finds its way halfway up the ubend and can possibly find its way to your bed in the middle of the night

I was watching Harry Potter last night and the basilisk looked like the brown serpent I dropped right before it! JK Rowling was so impressed when I showed her she blocked me!

by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022

sidewalk serpent

Prostitute who spends time on the clock on sidewalks not to be mistaken for a lot lizard.

Did you see that Sidewalk Serpent in front of Burger King!

by Yohnny69 March 8, 2022

Serpent

I slithery like human who does grimy things like sell furniture that was given to them.

Hey Joe, that serpent Lance is sellin your shit again! Let’s beat him in golf and make it hiss.

by Silly me September 8, 2022

Jizz Serpent

A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.

Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!

by PeteyPaplo March 1, 2023

Rainbow Serpent

It's an aggressively homosexual aboriginal that attacks you (in the binung) while you are unconscious. The nightmares that follow is what they call the Dreamtime. You may encounter it during a coroboree.

Person 1 : are you OK?
Person 2 : I feel fucked after last night's party.
Person 1 : probably that Rainbow Serpent mate, now you understand the dreamtime.

by Chexsum September 17, 2023

serpent mound

Vagina - usually a wife or long term girlfriend

Sorry, I didn't see your text message. I was balls deep in serpent mound.

by FredHandle November 8, 2023

serpent thou art loose

Nicki said this on instagram live about Megan Thee Stallion during their internet beef. This is one of the funny things she probably said during that entire live. I’m pretty sure it’s something that is referred from the Bible about the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. “Loose” as in “serpent get away from me”. Nicki was saying that Megan was a serpent who needs to leave her alone.

“You are a disgusting Serpent. SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!!!” - Nicki Minaj

by ThatGreatGenius! January 30, 2024