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sackretary

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The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.
I see the CEO got himself a new sackretary, the old one must not have been putting out enough.
by rick328i March 31, 2008
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secretarty

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a sexytary, or personal assistant in modern-day terminology, who performs his/her duties to the best of his/her sartorial abilities.
Meet Dara, my new secretarty.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
by princessetamtam November 11, 2009
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Secretariat

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When engaging in coitus with rear entry (doggie style) one hooks his ring and middle finger into the female's mouth bilaterally to provide leverage and minimize the talking. Thus mimicking riding a race horse.
She was all sweaty and kept talking so I pulled a Secretariat and finished up quick.
by Freeloading Rusty February 22, 2011
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a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.
Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

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Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
by Reign City December 13, 2007
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mecretary

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A mecretary is a male secretary.
"Their front office has a mecretary."
by D-Business November 30, 2006
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secretarial assistance

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(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;

(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?

Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
by choogil February 12, 2012
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SecretSara

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She will be the nicest person you could ever meet. Will always make you happy regardless of what situation you're in. Can also be the biggest goofball. Loves her friends the most and does anything for them.
Has a severe obsession with mixing all kinds of food with ketchup. Is widely regarded as the queen of ketchup. Well known for consuming exorbitant amounts of ketchup in a calendar year.

Very talented at art. Anyone that gets an artwork from her must consider themselves lucky. Thinks Theo is the best Dragon even though it is a well known fact that Duncan is the best Dragon there ever will be.
Jartsa : "What are you doing Anna?"
Anna : "I'm having ketchup with icecream!"
Jartsa : "You're being such a SecretSara right now.."
by Slykke July 16, 2021
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