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Scheissberg

(noun) Refers to the formation of a large mound of human faeces in the toilet bowl such that its peak reaches above the water level. It may or may not threaten to make contact with the defecator's nether-regions due to its immensity.

From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.
"Gee... I should have flushed half-way through that number-twos session! I nearly hit a Scheissberg."
by RoadsScholar53 May 29, 2009
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scheift

a wrong doing to someone, grimy,
how you gonna ditch me and hang out with her, you mad scheift
by heavenlee November 22, 2007
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scheiterlein

the epitome of awesome.

if you looked up awesome in the dictionary know what you'd find? The definition of the word awesome, which scheiterlein is.
Whoa, that ferrari is scheiterlein!

That was such a scheiterlein touchdown pass!

I won the lotto? SCHEITERLEIN!
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Sepheic

a feeling or look of something fine or asthetic
by Zero two gold October 28, 2020
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Scheißeposters

am i a Scheißeposters
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scheisse

Basically, German word for shit. Many uses. Also used as 'fucking (something)'
Mein scheiss computer ist im arsch. (My fucking computer is fucked up in the ass).
So 'ne Scheisse! (that's fucked up!)
Dieser scheiss typ hat mich nicht angerufen. (This fucking guy didn't call me)
Ask the nasty lunch lady what's for lunch, and she could say: "Scheisse mit Reis" (shit on rice)
by dFotze October 4, 2006
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scheifing

scheifer is shitting in ones ear for pleasure. It's not very common but some people (mainly faggots and kenny) do this sort of stuff. Old people from Russia do this constantly. It is a tradition amongst their people and heritage. But all of the people in America (besides kenny) think that stuff is gross but funny.
1. Hello old russian lady...do you wanna have a scheifing party?

2. Kenny just got scheifed by his mom.

3. Josh just got scheifed violently by his cat.
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