Hell on earth. Ruled by the turtle-troll.
Hey have you been to that new Harmony Sears store?
Hell no, I don't want my soul to be eaten by the turtle-troll.
Hell no, I don't want my soul to be eaten by the turtle-troll.
by BrettinskiOtriad April 26, 2010
Get the Harmony Searsmug. 
Da infamously-unreliable outboard 60's/'70's-era outboard motor from da first major "fixed prices" store --- it really "sears" your temper when you get putt-putted far out into da bay and then your prop-engine quits on you, and thus you are then obliged to "row back" all da way to da dock again!
It may indeed cost less to buy a Sears Rowback for your punt than a number of other manufacturer's outboards, but you will do well to make sure you bring a good pair of oars along in your boat --- further explanation unnecessary!
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
Get the Sears Rowbackmug. by chloe :) <3 June 20, 2021
Get the hailey searsmug. when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare
1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"
2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near
2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near
by off the Hizzy August 8, 2014
Get the seared nearmug.