Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

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Sear

He is the type of guy that’s a master of every craft. On a scale of 1-10 you’d find him breaking the scale every single time (he is just too good).

He is a polymath who is academically inclined, philosophical, poetic, romantic, emotionally intelligent, immensely disciplined and principled & on the other hand, he is an assassin of a martial artist; being a master of 8 martial arts, and fluent in 5 languages—yet he has the softest heart you have ever encountered.

If you had the honor of being noticed by him for even an instant, you’ve won the biggest lottery & if he has spoken to you, then you have hit the jackpot.

Girl 1: Hey did Sear ask you out?
Girl 2: No! But he said if he found me virtuous he would consider courting me… what a rare man 🫦

by Marie-Anne December 30, 2022

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Sears & Roedoe

Da brand name of da feminine-themed line of products marketed by da "first to fix prices" retail giant.

"Sears & Roedoe" may indeed be da "better-half equivalent" of da classic store name, but da also-opposite-sounding names "Sears Rowback" and "Sears Rowforward" are actually pretty much da exact same thing, in dat they both indicate how unreliable your boat's rear-mounted putt-putt is; in fact, da "row forward" motor is evidently even worse than da "no power on da return trip" model, if it actually craps out even before you get very far underway!

by QuacksO January 2, 2023

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