scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

scrumbeling

A term that is used to deffine the sound that a person might make when stoned. This is a combination of screaming and mumbleing. The person experiencing the euphoria might be talking very loudly but one can not distinguish what they are saying. And when one thinks they understand the words being spoken the words make absolutly no sense. This can be highly entertaining or very scary. Scrumbeling only applies to those who are stoned, if you are drunk it becomes bumbleing.

Hey man, Justin just smoked a fat bowl of salvia and now he's scrumbeling, come watch.

by The Dark Lord of Bass December 4, 2005

Scrimplins

Slang term for any of various small marine crustaceans, e.g. shrimp. Also used to describe said crustaceans when one is extremely hungry and/or intoxicated.

Shit, man, I'm drunk. Lets go get us some scrimplins!

by ARocky July 26, 2006

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

scrumpin

The act of intercourse preformed in close quarters.

I took your mom to the drive-in, we got to scrumpin before the previews.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003