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Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)

This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch
by dan, todd January 15, 2007
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get stretched

me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!
by yoloswaggins1471 January 20, 2017
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Scratcher

A person with a more than plentiful amount of money whom refuses to spend it or donate it and pleads poverty. Buying the cheapest of the cheap unnecessarily. Could sometimes be an employer who fails to maintain the upkeep of his/her employees even though they make the 'Scratcher' tonnes of money.
"SIR, SIR...THE ARSE END HAS FALLEN OUT OF ASBESTOS PROTECTION DUST MASK" "WRAP A BIT OF GAFFER TAPE ROUND IT AND CRACK ON YOUNG KEITH, THOSE THINGS COST TWO POUND FIFTY, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A FRESH ONE EVERY WEEK" "HONESTLY, MY BOSS IS A BLOODY SCRATCHER"
by Which Shoes? April 6, 2016
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scritchy

When something is both itchy and scratchy hence scritchy.
"My nose is scritchy"
by Leanne March 16, 2005
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African booty scratcher

A racist term used by American school aged children which compares stereotypical primate behavior to people from the African continent.
There were too many African booty scratchers on the subway this morning, I didn’t want to smell like a curry on my way to work.
by Luckyduckydoo September 9, 2021
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Stretched-Out

MEDICAL CONDITION
NOUN
derogatory

1. Found in and most common to an orifice that has been penetrated repeatedly. Most people who are repeatedly penetrated can suffer this condition.

2. A female or male who is on the receiving end of numerous sexual penetrations.
3. A vagina after child birth.
4..Used to refer to a slut, nymphomaniac or person of low moral fiber with an inability to refuse sexual advances.

synonyms: promiscuous woman · prostitute · whore · floozy · tramp · hooker my ex
Your momma is so "stretched-out" sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Dion is so "stretched out" after last night's party. His butt reminds me of fucking a muddy hole.
by Sataan March 9, 2018
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scratcher

a girl typically that instead of or along with screamin moaning ect scratches your back chest legs etc while getting sexed up
my girlfriend is a great scratcher
by TAF119 March 16, 2009
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