scorched earth party

A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?

Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party

by T. J. October 30, 2003

scooch

a small amount. either of movement or substance.

Scooch that picture down on the left.
Scooch over a bit and let me in.
Just give me a scooch of that cheesecake.

by hi-phi September 29, 2005

scooch'a dement

Italian slang for a bother or pain in the head (a headache)

My brother broke my bike. He's such a scooch'a dement!

by Bruce Capoferri October 16, 2008

bald headed scoochie rat

A nappy haired ignorant woman; A ghetto woman that does not know when to stop running her mouth.

that bald headed scoochie rat always be shoving them hot flames in her mouth

by amartinez November 4, 2010

scoochie

When someone doesn't wash their vagina.

That girl has a scoochie coochie

by Busty February 11, 2006

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

scrooched

Totally wasted, usually a result of high consumption of alcoholic beverages.

"Man, look at Trina! She's scrooched!"

by Methos August 18, 2003