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Splock

He looks like splock
by Boogiedown1288 October 26, 2013
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Schlockumentary

When a documentary producer fails to shoot sufficient footage and the film then has to be padded out in post production with jokes, skits and irrelevant distractions.
Ironically, the dancing text messages were the best part of that Schlockumentary.
by Bloobo June 11, 2015
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Slocket

When your looking for a new purse/wallet to replace your first one, you should always look for a good amount of slockets to keep all your cards/credit cards in.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.
Me/You: "Mum/Mom, I need to buy a new purse, my other one is broken."

At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."
by rizzledupwords June 23, 2015
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slockfock

My mate is such a slockfock sometimes
by BJ1998 November 27, 2017
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Splock

When you block someone while in the middle of an argument or spazzing on them
Ugh!!! He’s so annoying I’m gonna splock him!
by Splockbitch69 August 8, 2020
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Shlockin

Some dumbass who thinks he can lie to the government came up with the religion called shlockin
by WhiteRhino826 August 9, 2020
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scrockle

(verb): to mess up your feed by hitting the screen and accidentally scrolling back to the top
when your finger brushes the screen and the doom scroll goes right back to the top - "ah damn I scrockled again".
by eekins March 5, 2021
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