schmeckle

To thump one in the head with one's penis.

Gary was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party.

by Devon muthafuckin dahlke June 16, 2004

schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

by Brandon12 December 15, 2008

Scheckler

When a man tucks his penis between his legs and squeezes his knees together and a girl blows him from the back.

Let me turn around and you can give me a scheckler.

by MA Nigga Jason October 11, 2010

Schmackle

Schmackle (Schmacklein)(Schmackleing)(schmackled)

: A shortcut word made up to describe any physical act or movement while being under the Extreme influence of any type of Amphetamine

("Pass me the Schmackle pipe")("Bro i got some methamphetamine you wanna get Schmackled") ("Hey you tryna hit this?" "Nah bro im schmackled") ("Girl you should let me schmackle you from the back?")

by Sir.SchmackleKingThe3RD March 12, 2022

schmeckle

dick head, some times confused with shmuck

suck ur own dick, schmeckle

by bri... the master of schmeckle September 5, 2003

schpickle

A non-jewish persons attempt to use the word schtickle. It represents bad usage of yiddish by a gentile. Similar to furclempt.

Can you put a schpickle of pineapple glaze on my easter ham.

by hunjb224 April 7, 2006

Schmackle

The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.

I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

by general weenis March 28, 2007