Man schpackle

Semen, sperm, cum, jism, goo, baby batter, splurt, wad, nut juice, etc.

"Wow, honey. You sure blasted my face full of your man schpackle."

by Theo80126 December 12, 2007

Schwayne

a short, fat kid who thinks he is all that
cocky fuck

Justin Beiber is a schwayne.

by Albertanisha Cluggins November 21, 2014

Schway

The act of fapping uncontrollably, to a point were you bleed out of your anus

Dude I was alone all night and I went totally schway

by Totes true May 17, 2014

schpade

Variation of spade. Like the playing card, with a schp.

Rich is an absolute (guzzler)...I have to call a schpade, a schpade

by Dominique21 October 20, 2005

schpafe

someone who is extra safe

"you is schpafe blad"

by ThreeSecondDelay November 25, 2005

Schpazzle

A spasticification of the word 'schnizzle'. Invented to parody the ridiculousness of most rappers (esp. American ones) and the popularisation of their stupid jargon.

"Snoop dogg? Wow, I DO totally LOVE his work. Such musicianship. Schpazzle."

by Z-boBOS June 13, 2007

Schwayztüd

(Pronounced SH-VAY-STUHD)n.
Derived from German. To be sloshed, enebriated, crunk or tanked. Totally drunk off ones ass.

1. Holy crap, its been a long day lets go get Schwayztüd!

2. Uh oh Heathers taking her clothes off again, shes gotta be Schwayztüd.

by Raab1068 July 3, 2007