Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009

Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022

schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

by Rob R September 7, 2006

Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012

pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.

Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

Schmuck

Squirrel with nut in mouth who gets run over by car.

Oh look! That there roadkill is a schmuck!

by Super Duper888 June 19, 2010

shmuck schmuck

penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'

the shlamiel is a shmuck

by klidenengro January 30, 2004