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Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.
Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.
by Crazydax April 19, 2011
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Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.
Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.
by Eodjuan April 23, 2009
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schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.
I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.
by asiseesit December 18, 2010
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schmoobing

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me
by Terabytes April 9, 2017
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schmoozin

smoking a blunt, bowl, bong. anything refering to pot, our very best friend.. Mary Juanna
damn son, i was schmoozin last night with the crew
by joanna July 25, 2004
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Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.
'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'
by 12017317 March 7, 2014
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Schlapping

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.
Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.
by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018
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