Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing

Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.

by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018

Schmidt

Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ

That's so Schmidt.

by susan1992 December 14, 2010

Dirty Schmiddy

The act of while using a sex swing. Twisting the sex swing over you while your partner,mounted in the swing, unwinds down on your pulsating member.

The Dirty Schmiddy: Picture a cieling fan with stirups.

by Backyard B February 14, 2010

Schmohog

A fat ugly bird from the krazyhouse.

A prime example of a schmohog would be Annie bovril

by fatbrekkied November 6, 2010

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

schmidlock

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body

I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.

by Terlucs June 7, 2018

Schmads

Pads, but with a "schm"

The goalie decided to whip up some new schmads

by Lweso0123 November 14, 2020