butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

by beckyboo April 7, 2014

Schmental

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:

Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

schmenis

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

schmenge

A Belgian or more likely Dutch cycling fan who, after three solid days of drinking at the top of a mountain pass, has devolved from a Schlug. Schmenges are differentiated from Schlugs in that they are abusive to cyclists.

Popularized by Bob Roll during Tour de France coverage

The schlugs having transmogrified into schmenges at the Schmengefest - catcalled to the Tour de France cyclists.

by Jim H July 14, 2004

Benjamin Schenkkan

Also known as Ben McKenzie, he's an American actor who plays Ryan Atwood on "The O.C.", and he's also starred in the films "Junebug" and "88 Minutes".

Benjamin Schenkkan is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Kevin Federline when it comes to wearing wifebeaters.

by Benjamin Atwood Stemp February 22, 2006

schmender

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!

by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008