scattered ass

when a girl walks and she makes that shit CLAP, like a standing ovation.

Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!

Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"

Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium

by Siph6 January 4, 2009

schmattering

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005

shattered dream sans

hes hot and hes MINE

i wanna smash shattered dream sans right fucking now

by jjajjme.872 August 13, 2022

ShatteredMagi

Second in command of Mythril Crisis. Co-Founded the clan along with CaptainMC and {Anidrin. Ventured to Vana'diel, and Azeroth.

ShatteredMagi is the Second in Command of Mythril Crisis.

by Caydiem January 24, 2005

Schmammered

The overall, intoxicated feeling obtained after consuming mass amounts of alcohol and marijuana. Consumption can be from waterbongs, joints, shotguns, beer-pong games, blunts, bowls, beer drinking games, and sack races (etc).

Last night there were so many smokes and brews headed around. I was too schmammered to remember what went on. I just remember it was awesome!

by EducatedStoner January 15, 2011

Shattered

When the weight of the world collapses down upon you all at once, and you simply do not know how to lift it off.

John is really acting strange recently, he seems shattered about his view of life.

by Jaxx54 June 18, 2018

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008