Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."

Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!

by I ain't telling!!! December 22, 2015

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 10, 2005

Schlong

A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears

Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.

by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008

Schlonged

1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked

"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump

by Good Samratarin November 01, 2020

schlonging

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

by jakes_son99 June 03, 2009

Schlong

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.

Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.

by shh-long June 26, 2003

schlong

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort

Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.

by hk:: October 10, 2005