schlemiel

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

Schleet

A slut that looks like a fucking ugly ass sheep and will do anything for sex as long as she keeps a sheep in the room to watch

Bro I met this total schleet last night and we went down, but something licked my butthole while going down on her

by Royaltheft851 April 22, 2019

schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schlemmer

secretive fuck buddy

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Shleem

A person who doesn't know how to cook. Blatantly ruins any food they come in touch with.

Fleg: "Wow, he's a Shleem for messing up our meal on this campout."
Muron: "Yes, he is definitely a Shleem."

by 1234560123 October 24, 2019

I'm Schleep

A phrase used in the context of being tired, irrelevant, or a quick way to get out of a conversation

"So who's this 'Ashley' in your phone huh?"
"....I'm schleep..."

by randombeanwisdom August 24, 2016

Schlemp

A dickass

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.

by Ryles234 November 15, 2018