schlabber babber

when someone throws up on your right foot and u have really hot sex afterwards, then its called schlabber babber

"omg, vlad und ich hatten gestern schlabber babber"

by gekomagician September 12, 2022

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020

SCHMAGGET

A person who is a faggot and looks super gay.

guy 1: YOUR A SCHMAGGET!
guy2: schmaggot?
guys 1: NO SCHMAGGET!

guy 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!
guy 1: your a faggot and look super gay.

by JoHutch March 2, 2010

The Schlagg

The ultimate ass-kisser

"Tom is such a brown-noser - he's totally The Schlagg..."

by ANON1968 February 2, 2009

Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005

schnaggerwrapenduffenhosey

schnaggerwrapenduffenhosey to lie about something and get away with it.

She schnaggerwrapenduffenhoseyed when the principal asked if she was the one to write all over the walls at his house.

by JENNNNNNN April 13, 2008

Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.

I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.

by LickitySplits July 18, 2019